Dear Warner Brothers,
Who do you think you are, locking up the Harry Potter movies in less than a week? Damn you Warner Brothers, do you seriously think locking up the Harry Potter movies in a vault (which I am sure Disney owns by the way) will make you more money? I hope Disney sues you for using their vault, and they will be all: "Bitch please; we can only throw movies into a vault!" Then you'll be like, "well I guess we'll just have to keep on selling Harry Potter movies, at least until the author can afford the box set and be happy for eternity." And I could be reasonable and say, "Oh I can just download them and try not to get arrested." But I want everything in a nice package, however I am broke. When they come out of this vault, or back on the shelves they will surely be even more expensive. Then I will just go fall in a corner and cry, for a month. Take that Warner Brothers, you made a college student cry. Actually ignore that last statement it had the reverse effect, I feel pathetic… More pathetic than usual and that takes a lot.
I hope you're happy with yourselves.
Sincerely,
A not so happy fan.
